January 2012
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Jan 1st
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the next four shows on the animal planet include...
did i die and go to heaven?!?
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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you know what's funny about the big bang theory?
yeah. me neither.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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things i think about in the shower ep.1- the...
“i don’t give a flying + (possessive noun) + (noun)” examples: i don’t give a flying rat’s tail. i don’t give a flying nun’s crucifix. i don’t give a flying elephant’s ear. i don’t give a flying sloth’s moss. i have been using several different configurations of this formula to see if i would be called out. but no… it...
Dec 30th
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portlandia is currently blowing my mind
Dec 30th
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seriously gais... i don't know where this random...
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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i start wrenching on my winter projects tomorrow.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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i grossly underestimated the comfortability of...
Dec 29th
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Anonymous asked: Do you still have your septum pierced?
Dec 29th
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the hottest thing about a hot person...
is when they don’t realize they are hot.
Dec 28th
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genofunk asked: Do you have a moped? If so, what kind do you have?
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Bah humbug
I get it… Everyone I’ve ever dated is in love and super happy.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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tomorrow i start training for the tough mudder.
stoked.
Dec 26th
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Anonymous asked: dang yous a gorgeous woman.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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don't talk to me while i'm in the bathroom
i don’t give an elephant’s piss if it is ryan gosling out there conversing about how bad he wants to bang me with the lights on… i will not speak to you while i’m draining and wiping my naughty bits.
Dec 26th
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My Xmas present to all of you… A solar powered penguin dancing in the sun.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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if anyone wants to ride one of my mopeds, even for 10 seconds in a parking lot, you bet your sweet ass they will be wearing a full face helmet.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Things Disney Taught Me....
lolsofunny: this is how nerdy i am… i saw this and said (out loud mind you)  “FALSE! anastasia was a twentieth century fox film, not disney.”
Dec 19th
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i am very stoked for xmas.
Dec 19th
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Dec 14th
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I really do dislike flying
…
Dec 13th
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Loose lips sink ships
sometimes I am shocked at people’s lack of tact and discretion.
Dec 12th
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it's at times like these that i could really use a...
“doing great lopez!” “that’s a good idea!” “they are gonna love it!”
Dec 9th
it was national day of the ninja the other day and...
Dec 9th
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so that marketing campaign i was almost finished...
scrapping about half of it because i woke up in the middle of the night with the perfect idea. why do these epiphanies always happen last minute?!?
Dec 9th